Tim, being a good buddy of Dan and Dave, was somehow able to convince them both that it would be a good idea to bring him into the Grown-Ups fold. He didn't have any particular musical skills, but he did have the special ability to destroy almost anything he touched, and that seemed like it would be entertaining on stage. Since then, Tim has proven himself to be a very useful and loyal Grown-Up. He recently graduated from UNT and now spends his days causing trouble in the corporate world and riding with the Crazy Snakes Motorcycle Club. Tim and Dave Wallin recently took a crazy road trip to the Yucatan. You know it's a good trip when the only souvenir you bring back is a carved 10-inch onyx phallus.

Funny Story #768: Once while throwing miscellaneous items into a crowd of Grown-Ups fans, Tim injured one hapless woman and almost knocked his own girlfriend unconscious!

Words of Wisdom: "Keep your scooters running, your records spinnin' and all your patches sewn on tight."